The Bachelor Party Oath
What goes on at a bachelor party stays at a bachelor party. No one who attends wants pictures showing up at a bad time in the future. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party, gives details to the women about what went on, or rats out the bachelor to his fiancée is giving up all right to his balls. Guys like that should not be breeding.
“I (state your name) do solemnly swear that as a gentleman of the world I will respect and honor my brothers. I will not reveal the secrets of the Male strippers Melbourne evening. In taking this oath I understand that violating it will result in punishment that could include castration by way of a dirty, dull knife. If asked about the happenings of the evening I shall reply:
“We ate pizza and watched porno movies. The groom got really drunk. His grandfather was there.”
It is that simple. Total silence is impossible, so a boring alibi is best. Mentioning the presence of someone older usually results in the assumption that they tempered the fun.
The Following is a printable contract for those attending the party:
Bachelor Oath of Secrecy
In the Contract/Oath below, you must adhere to all guidelines and procedures in a strict fashion. When the document refers to the Bachelor, he will be the one who is the poor soul about to be incarcerated for the next 60 years with the same woman! The guys consisting of the bachelor party packages are described as Bachelor Brethren and are the ones who should make the Bachelor’s party a success by following the regulations below! Please take the following document as seriously (seriously funny) as possible since it will provide hours of fun and memories.
I _____________________ solemnly swear that on the weekend of ______________, 2012 in celebration of ___________________’s Bachelor party; I will abide by the following rules and regulations:
(Signature of Bachelor’s Brother)_________________________________ Date_________________
(Signature of Best Man) ________________________________________ Date__________________
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